- From a Submariner's Perspective. Wherein our local Submariner answers letters from not one, not two, but three **smokin'** hot babes on a mission. The fourth Letter Writer? Well, she might be a babe, but apparently she's not smokin'. However, as Meatload once said, three out of four ain't bad (ed. note: Meatload actually famously sang "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" but, we don't hold The Submariner to that tight a standard around here. Obviously).