The Fly

2012-02-09T12:58:00.000-08:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 02/09/12 Short Without Parallels

2012-02-09T12:53:00.000-08:00

- The Great Sage. 02/09/12 The Oracle and the Great Sage, together.

2012-02-09T12:43:00.000-08:00

- Misantropismes. 02/09/12 Advice Illustrated

2012-02-02T18:48:00.000-08:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 02/02/12 Instead of Daria.

2012-02-02T11:16:00.000-08:00

- Misantropismes. 02/02/12 Advice Illustrated.

2012-02-02T11:13:00.000-08:00

- The Great Sage. 02/02/12 Saging Out The Family.

2012-01-27T15:23:00.000-08:00

- From My Orbit. 01/27/12.

2012-01-27T15:20:00.000-08:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 01/26/12 Problem At Sea.

2012-01-27T15:19:00.001-08:00

- Misantropismes. 01/26/12 Advice Illustrated.

2012-01-27T15:18:00.001-08:00

- The Great Sage. 1/26/12 The Sage Answers Magazine-Inspired Seekers.

2012-01-22T13:15:00.000-08:00

- Digressions. 1/22/12 Time to Digress!

2012-01-19T16:33:00.000-08:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 01/19/12 Prudecutor: Venice; Boat: Skagerrak.

2012-01-19T16:31:00.000-08:00

- Misantropismes. 01/19/12 Advice Illustrated: I Agree With Prudence (Yikes!).

2012-01-19T16:30:00.000-08:00

- The Great Sage. 1/19/12 The Sage Addresses Bad Behaviors.

2012-01-13T19:36:00.001-08:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 01/12/12 BBC Scattershot.

2012-01-13T19:33:00.000-08:00

- Misantropismes. 01/12/12 Advice Illustrated.

2012-01-13T19:29:00.001-08:00

- The Great Sage. 1/7/12 Postdated Sage.

2012-01-05T13:49:00.000-08:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 01/05/12 Vanity, Vanity, All Is Vanity.

2012-01-05T13:00:00.000-08:00

- Misantropismes. 01/05/12 Advice Illustrated.

2011-12-29T16:18:00.000-08:00

- Digressions. 12/29/11 neutrino question.

2011-12-29T16:16:00.000-08:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 12/29/11 These So-Called Problems.

2011-12-29T10:18:00.000-08:00

- Misantropismes. 12/29/11 Advice Illustrated: Do You Really Want To Do This?

2011-12-27T05:32:00.000-08:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 12/22/11 La La LA La La.

2011-12-22T14:39:00.000-08:00

- Harry and Seoul. 12/22/11 Happy Christmakwanzukkah!!

2011-12-22T13:40:00.000-08:00

- SHADDAP! 12/22/11 Grow The F%@K Up!

2011-12-22T11:42:00.000-08:00

- From a Submariner's Perspective. 12/22/11 In today's edition, our scruffy, scraggly, shellback submariner doles out the crusty, impatient advice to all comers as only he can. That is to say, poorly! Come on in and see. The water's fine...

2011-12-22T11:41:00.000-08:00

- The Great Sage. 12/22/11 Happy HoliSage.

2011-12-22T11:39:00.000-08:00

- Misantropismes. 12/22/11 Advice Illustrated: Why One Might Hate Christmas.

2011-12-15T11:36:00.000-08:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 12/15/11 The Earthquake You Just Heard.

2011-12-15T06:59:00.000-08:00

- From a Submariner's Perspective. 12/15/11 In today's edition, our salty submarinerly scribe attempts to exercise prudence and restraint in doling out his advice. We believe that he fails on all fronts. And in spectacular fashion. Come on in and see just how spectacularly...

2011-12-15T06:29:00.000-08:00

- The Great Sage. 12/15/11 Sage and the Familial Seekers.

2011-12-15T06:28:00.000-08:00

- Misantropismes. 12/15/11 Advice Illustrated: silly women and people of other genders.

2011-12-11T11:58:00.000-08:00

- One Messy Lady. 12/11/11 Beans! Getcher Beans Here!

2011-12-09T15:51:00.000-08:00

- SHADDAP! 12/09/11 Out pop the assholes! They're everywhere!

2011-12-08T13:35:00.000-08:00

- Misantropismes. 12/08/11 Advice Illustrated: Oh, creepy step-fathers!

2011-12-08T12:33:00.000-08:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 12/08/11 Is it January yet?

2011-12-08T07:00:00.000-08:00

- From a Submariner's Perspective. 12/08/11 After a seven-month deployment to depths unknown, our snarky scribe has returned with a batch of letters taken straight from the ocean's briny bottom.

2011-12-06T17:08:00.001-08:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 12/01/11 DP Bachelors.

2011-12-06T17:05:00.000-08:00

- The Great Sage. 12/01/11 (Pre) Winter Sage.

2011-12-06T17:02:00.000-08:00

- The Great Sage. 11/28/11 Monday mumbling.

2011-12-06T16:56:00.001-08:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 11/23/11 Super quickie.

2011-12-06T16:54:00.000-08:00

- Harry and Seoul. 11/18/11 Bugs, Death and Revenge: A True Story.

2011-12-06T16:44:00.000-08:00

- The Great Sage. 11/17/11 Early Morning Sage.

2011-12-06T16:38:00.000-08:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 11/17/11 Still Ill, Thus Brief.

2011-12-06T16:34:00.000-08:00

- Misantropismes. 11/17/11 Advice Illustrated.

2011-12-06T16:29:00.001-08:00

- Room to Swing a Cat. 11/10/11 Fresh from a trip to the oral surgeon, Schuyler - in a lovely mood thank you very much - tries to believe people would really write this crap. It doesn't work.

2011-12-06T16:26:00.000-08:00

- Ask Aunt Messy. 11/04/11 Aunt Messy Returns.

2011-11-15T14:29:00.000-08:00

- SHADDAP! 10/20/11 We missed the deadline with this one (see the date?) but we have to get a dose of Messy!

2011-10-20T12:03:00.000-07:00

- Room to Swing a Cat. 10/20/11 Schuyler comes out of hiding long enough to celebrate the real start of fall, visit his Flysters, and bash a head or two.

2011-10-02T16:17:00.000-07:00

- Harry and Seoul. 9/30/11 Rites of Passage Have Never Been More Frightening

2011-10-02T16:06:00.000-07:00

- The Great Sage. 9/30/11 Friday, September 30, 2011

2011-09-29T16:38:00.000-07:00

- SHADDAP! 9/29/11 Grow The Heck Up Edition

2011-09-29T16:35:00.000-07:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 9/29/11 Rather Short Answers to Rather Uninspiring Questions

2011-09-29T16:32:00.000-07:00

- Misantropismes. 9/29/11 Advice Illustrated: Finally post Fray

2011-09-23T16:57:00.000-07:00

- SHADDAP! 9/23/11 Open Your Eyes Edition

2011-09-23T16:50:00.000-07:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 9/22/11 A New Guest

2011-09-23T16:47:00.000-07:00

- Misantropismes. 9/22/11 Advice Illustrated: Post-Fray?

2011-07-28T12:50:00.000-07:00

- Room to Swing a Cat. 7/28/11 Schuyler, typically, fails to wax philosophical and instead offers his advice with a loving dash of acid.

2011-07-21T12:10:00.000-07:00

- Room to Swing a Cat. 7/21/11 The reason we should all weep for the future. Schuyler's folks did. So should we...

2011-07-18T14:37:00.000-07:00

- Misantropismes. 7/14/11 Advice Illustrated

2011-07-18T14:30:00.000-07:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 7/14/11 Social TREND???!!!???

2011-07-18T12:02:00.000-07:00

- SHADDAP! 7/14/11 Cry Me A River Edition.

2011-06-23T19:26:00.000-07:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 6/23/11 Choices of Questions

2011-06-23T08:11:00.001-07:00

- Misantropismes. 6/23/11 Advice Illustrated

2011-06-23T08:08:00.000-07:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 6/16/11 Not Many Surprises

2011-06-23T08:02:00.000-07:00

- Misantropismes. 6/16/11 Advice Illustrated: Father's Day special

2011-06-09T10:48:00.000-07:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 6/09/11 Cross-Examining the Prudecutor

2011-06-09T10:45:00.000-07:00

- Misantropismes. 6/09/11 Advice Illustrated: Could Emily resist the Weiner jokes? Nope.

2011-06-03T16:41:00.000-07:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 6/02/11 Same Old Same Old

2011-06-02T08:05:00.000-07:00

- Misantropismes. 6/02/11 Advice Illustrated: not much to add

2011-05-26T15:04:00.000-07:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 5/26/11 Ideas for Fakes

2011-05-26T11:29:00.000-07:00

- Misantropismes. 5/26/11 Advice Illustrated, 26 May 2011

2011-05-19T20:58:00.000-07:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 5/19/11 Continued Malaise

2011-05-19T09:15:00.000-07:00

- Misantropismes. 5/19/11 Advice Illustrated: They tire me this week

2011-05-12T12:20:00.000-07:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 5/12/11 Not Really a Surprise

2011-05-12T09:08:00.000-07:00

- From a Submariner's Perspective. 5/12/11 ...wherein our Salty Scribe goes off on just about everyone. Well, the first two letter writers, at least. All readers must be at least 17 years of age and have no heart conditions to go past this point. Enter if you dare...

2011-05-12T08:07:00.000-07:00

- Misantropismes. 5/12/11 Advice Illustrated

2011-05-05T19:30:00.000-07:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 5/05/11 Quick Parallels

2011-05-05T12:32:00.000-07:00

- Room to Swing a Cat. 5/5/11 Schuyler loves his mommy. Schuyler loves her just because she's not these mommies. Or their kids.

2011-05-05T08:33:00.000-07:00

- Misantropismes. 5/05/11 Advice Illustrated: Mother's Day

2011-05-05T08:29:00.000-07:00

- From a Submariner's Perspective. 5/05/11 "...wherein our salty swabby doles out Mother's Day advice to all comers. Not being a mother himself, he ignored the whole 'mother' theme and went straight for the inner manipulative nasty person angle. Come on in and see if he hits the mark..."

2011-04-28T23:44:00.000-07:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 4/28/11 August in Advance

2011-04-28T09:11:00.000-07:00

- Deceptively Simpleminded. 4/28/11 Playing the Trump card: a fantasy becomes reality, at least as reality TV goes: introducing the NeoPol.

2011-04-28T08:29:00.000-07:00

- Misantropismes. 4/28/11 Advice Illustrated: Can't see the common thread

2011-04-23T09:21:00.000-07:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 4/21/11 Return to Clay

2011-04-22T07:22:00.000-07:00

- One Messy Lady. 4/09/11 Dinner Cancelled? Whatever Shall I Do?

2011-04-21T12:26:00.000-07:00

- Room to Swing a Cat. 4/21/11 Humdrum, blah blah blah, loo di doo, yadda yadda. Schuyler The Cat's new job: Chairman of the Bored.

2011-04-21T09:20:00.000-07:00

- Misantropismes. 4/21/11 Advice Illustrated: Make hay while the fat lady sings

2011-04-14T12:31:00.000-07:00

- Room to Swing a Cat. 4/14/11 Schuyler has decided that Proodie's Pals are hell-bent on being unhappy, and being Schuyler The Cat, obliges their needs.

2011-04-07T13:34:00.000-07:00

- Room to Swing a Cat. 4-7-10 The flowers, they bloom! The trees blush their green beauty! DP's just a idiotic as ever.

2011-04-02T08:41:00.000-07:00

- One Messy Lady. 4/01/11 Dessert! My Favorite!

2011-04-02T08:38:00.000-07:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 3/31/11 Confesssions of a Drama Queen

2011-03-31T08:38:00.000-07:00

- From a Submariner's Perspective. 3/31/11 ...wherein our local, lately lyric-lacking, loquacious lackey leaves little limericks. Lame? Lively? Come in and see.

2011-03-31T08:19:00.000-07:00

- Misantropismes. 3/31/11 Advice Illustrated: Prudie, please give me an excuse not to shut up

2011-03-24T13:22:00.001-07:00

- SHADDAP! 3/24/11 Save us from the stupid!

2011-03-24T10:34:00.000-07:00

- Misantropismes. 3/24/11 Advice Illustrated, 24 March 2011: Bolts for dolts

2011-03-18T16:58:00.000-07:00

- Points for Cross-Examination. 3/17/11 The Answer is Bridge

2011-03-17T10:47:00.000-07:00

- Room to Swing a Cat. 3/17/11 Schuyler the Cat feels badly for those in Japan. Schuyler the cat feels not a thing for DP's writers this week. Priorities, see?

2011-03-17T09:26:00.000-07:00

- Misantropismes. 3/17/11 Advice Illustrated: The other side

2011-03-10T12:02:00.000-08:00

- Room to Swing a Cat. 3/10 Schuyler, long missing, returns to share his love in the usual way. Nothing new. Nothing to see here. Move along, Citizen.